SHE SEDUCED ME: A Lesbian Virtual Reality Experience

“Ma, it doesn’t say that they’re STDs.”
“No, Jeff. You only had sex once!?”
“No, Jeff, several times.”
“You mean that bastard shagged you more than once! Porn video Let me guess who—Fred, Michael, and Jeff.”
“Great minds think alike!”
All three feel honored to be recognized for their leadership. I’ll kill him!”
“Jeff, I know how much you hate your father. 44
FRISKY ‘N RISKY
“Good morning, Jeff. I felt like a princess. It turns out that they all are STDs, except for salmonellosis.”
“Wow! It turns out that they all are STDs, except for salmonellosis.”
“Wow! These are the top five of any kind of infectious diseases. D-D-D-DuRaN dah man.”
“No matter how much of a man you are, you always will be my child.