A weathered cabbie unwraps his holiday treat with a steamy sidewalk rendezvous.

I think I will be only truly comforted in the womb.”
“But you would never fit in mine,” said Cindy. He moaned and gripped her tighter and became more urgent as he forced her head up and down. XXX Cindy looked at the dials in front of her. It was normal for men to believe they had these symptoms when told of them. She took her breasts in both hands and shook them up and down just as the captain had instructed. If we make an emergency landing, please follow my bouncing breasts, which will lead you to an exit.”
Cindy could see what a clever policy this was. She swallowed the liquid and said: “Who’s next?”
A sea of hands went up.