Indian Housewife’s Secret Desires

“My, oh my! No. XXX No!”
“And I’m proud of him! What did you do?! I had a busy day.”
“We sure got Grandpa’s blood sizzling today.”
“My parents came over while I was working?”
“No. You teach Puritan tradition like it’s holy writ. No! But…”
4 BOMB MOM
“Hi Mom. You teach Puritan tradition like it’s holy writ. “Sean, what happened with your Dad???”
“Well, let’s just say that your son has humongous gonads.”
“No! Why is he naked in front of his girlfriend! Jeff just made it real simple. You mean Louis walked in unannounced?!”
“You got it!”
“I need to sit down. … No!”
“And I’m proud of him! I warn you Sean, in Mark 9:42 Jesus says, ‘If anyone causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him