Tempted by My Lover’s Alluring Stepmother – Jane Cane

On the first day of Christmas, I handed my true love a piece of paper with the heading, divorce decree! Damn, they sure know how to ruin a man’s night of fun! XXX I won’t even talk to my new lover for even eight seconds; turns out, she is fucking hooker. You know the woman he met seven months, ago. Now you’ll have to excuse me, I’m going to the library where I can learn three French ones, so I can cuss her out good the next time. Damn-it, I should have filed that damn divorce decree first for my sanity!”
On the eleventh day of Christmas, My true love said, “I don’t give a damn about anything anymore, and I can give you eleven reasons why.