For lasting bliss, choose a woman who knows her way around a man.

I was speechless and wondering what the mile high club was? XXX But one of the pages had left me speechless! He was young, and “No gentleman,” making no effort whatsoever to move, get up or easily let her by! OMG! Then I am abruptly wakened by the stewardess as she shakes me and tells us to fasten our seat belts and to adjust the seat for the landing! I was holding my breath, and could hear voices, running water, and the noise of paper towels being pulled from the dispenser in the stall next to us and then the toilet flush. I still could not believe what she had just done and of course almost choked on the words she had said, “Eat me”!