My homegirl’s fat ass clapping loud

Best regards,
G. To: Ginny Weasley
From: Katie Bell
FWD: Today’s Game
Sick ’em, babe. XXX In other news, every Bludger will be aimed towards the Seeker for his snogging with our little sister. Please find attached our Last Will & Testament. Apparently, the corrective potion for your ‘little’ problem gave you some big brassy balls. Honest. A) A prevalent display of Moldiemort robes would cause him much anguish and frustration, possibly throwing him off his game. Want to concede the game? These too can be removed. Honest. Please don’t kill us out there. To: Gryffindor Quidditch Team
From: Your Captains
Re: Today’s Game
Ladies and Gents:
McGonagall recommends we meet in her office an hour before game time.