Naughty Nippon nymph welcomes daddy home with a helping hand

(The following dialogue is not word for word, but roughly what was said)
Mum greeted me at the door. XXX I went and got a 100watt light bulb and soon the loft was exposed in all its glory. Blackie bared his teeth and snarled but was no match for your Dad as he grabbed him by the collar and put him back out in the garden.”
“I remained in the same position for a few minutes, exhausted but fulfilled, I eventually regained my breath, if not my dignity and composed myself.”
“I remember your Dad saying ‘Well that was a waste of time.’
Thinking that I’d actually upset him I began to cry. I was born in 1956 and grew up in a very stable and loving
environment with my Mum (32) and Dad