My Girlfriend Gives Me a Good Fuck Before Hitting the Gym

I told him to stop paying that shit. You know I suck.”
He smiled as though seeing the fact that I wasn’t being as rude today, “I’m sure you’re not half as bad as you think you are. Porn video I’ll need clippers…”
“Or an enema.”
I raised an eyebrow, “WHAT!”
“I mean if ya’ll fucking I want to make sure you look good.”
“Fucking. Was it the alcohol? I stumbled into the room all drunk looking stupid and immediately realized that they were all acting really really serious at that moment. I’ll pull the car over in a minute.”
I found Penny walking over to me at that minute when Grip walked away. Shorty would have cursed her out for even suggesting something this crazy. Grandma hates his guts and Aunt Kim…”
“Your Aunt Kim is jealous!”
Aunt Kim